We didn't get disapproving looks from people then, we were just accepted with no question even though I was so young. You were welcome in my home, any place of business and even hospitals. In just a few short decades (3+ to be exact) we are frowned upon by most with whom we come in contact. Maybe they're jealous of how good I feel or how glamorous I appear? That's it, they are jealous!!
In 1994 you were banished from my home though not my automobile. And in 2003 when we visited Niagara Falls, New York state did not allow you in their bars or restaurants. That didn't matter too much. I could always slip away to spend time with you
Over these many, many years we have broken up several times. It was always such a painful and anxiety-producing experience that I was just resigned that we would be together forever. How bad could it be, after all? Okay, so you are no longer cool or as accepted, the cost of keeping you around has increased by more than 500% and though you have not yet made me sick, it's only a matter of time. . all of my children have met you but only one has fallen under your spell. If I'm fortunate, the percentage of my grandchildren who take up with you will be no higher than 25%. That is certainly worth "Grandmother-of-the-Year" nomination.
So, here's the deal. As much as I enjoy your company this relationship has to end. It is so one-sided and I'm tired of your selfishness. You take my money, time, health and cause my hair, clothes and breath to stink. I admit the dopamine rush is going to be missed but perhaps I can find a replacement that's healthy and not quite as expensive. Food is real popular (explains a lot) but exercise will also work, just not as quickly. Depending on the day, a 5 mile run or bowl of cheese dip should do the trick. The choice I make will be quite obvious. . . . . .
CHEESE DIP
or
Time will tell. . . .
